Newt: Honest Honey, It Was Patriotism!

Apparently hiding behind a bible has become an acceptable means of pardon:

"The twice-divorced former U.S. House speaker has admitted he had an affair with Callista, a former congressional aide, while married to his second wife. It happened at the same time he was attacking President Bill Clinton for his relationship with White House intern Monica Lewinsky."
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-ap-us-newt-gingrich-2012,0,624356.story

How appropriate on Barbie's 52nd birthday.